Making sense of my adventures with women, one disaster at a time.

Audio Book

What up everyone, I’ll be writing more stories in the coming weeks. In the meantime, I released the audio book finally.

Read by the talented Dave Axe, the book is now available on itunes. Go to the itunes store and search “Sexcessful Failures.”

If you’re not on itunes, you can also get it from cdbaby (

Quite frankly, this is the greatest thing I’ve ever listened to.” -Lady Gaga

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