Dave reveals his mysterious methodology to picking up women.
Dave receives a gift from the hook-up Gods.
Dave addresses his emails from clueless men.
Dave hangs out with South American cougar, household turns into salsa bar.
Dave rants about the fickle intricacies of online dating.
Girl gives Dave a Christmas present, he worries for his safety.
Dave seeks cozy weekend with girlie, unfortunately gets his wish.
Dave parties with token blonde bimbo, patience is tested.
Dave hooks up with reader, she is not impressed.