Making sense of my adventures with women, one disaster at a time.
Iceland – Part II | Oct 26th, 2014
Dave goes to Iceland, Part II
Posted by on Oct 9th, 2009

Recipe For a Conscience

Dave plucks a girl from a club, things start falling apart.
Posted by on Sep 21st, 2009

Havasu Bachelor Party

Dave brings girls back to his boat, doesn't go smoothly.
Posted by on Jul 14th, 2009

Courtney the Crazed Athlete

Dave considers a relationship, everything implodes.
Posted by on Apr 15th, 2009

Blackjack Cougar

Cougar uses Dave for the night, leads to disenchantment.
Posted by on Mar 26th, 2009

Birthday Buttfuck

Dave gets buyer's remorse.
Posted by on Feb 17th, 2009

The Salamander II

The things I say to chicks, Part II.
Posted by on Feb 6th, 2009

Online Dating

Dave's first online dating experience goes well, sort of.
Posted by on Jan 29th, 2009

A Drunk Dial

Dave connects on his drunk dial, ends poorly.
Posted by on Jan 19th, 2009

Another Disaster

Dave takes home drunk chick, she loses her mind.
Posted by on Jan 13th, 2009

Penthouse Letters

Dave takes home large cougar, becomes a task.
Posted by on Jan 5th, 2009

1 + 1 = 0

Dave gets greedy, frustration sets in.
Posted by on Jan 2nd, 2009

My Greatest Accomplishment

Dave can't control himself, ends horrifically.
Posted by on Dec 13th, 2008

Greek Islands

The infamous Greek Island stories.
Posted by on Nov 15th, 2008

Bottom Feeding

Dave strikes out at Fraternity party, lets beer goggles get best of him.
Posted by on Nov 7th, 2008

Stories From Work III

Dave's work life, Part III
Posted by on Oct 24th, 2008

Character Reference Page

Brief bios of Dave's friends from stories.
Posted by on Oct 16th, 2008

Honey Buns

Dave brings home wild cougar, his life is never the same.
Posted by on Oct 10th, 2008

The Virgin

Dave takes virgin to his fraternity dance, night takes strange turn.
Posted by on Jul 18th, 2008

Euro Trip

Chronicling two weeks in Europe with Dave and Punchline.
Posted by on Jun 27th, 2008

Quickies

Quickies.
Posted by on Jun 19th, 2008

Broken Dreams

Dave parties with hot 18-year-olds, swings for the fences.
Posted by on Jun 12th, 2008

Stories From Work II

Dave's work life, Part II
Posted by on Apr 13th, 2008

The Salamander (Pick-up Lines)

The things I say to chicks, Part I.
Posted by on Apr 4th, 2008

My First Ass Fuck

Dave joins the Ass Fuck club, wants out.
Posted by on Feb 3rd, 2008

Sorry, Meyer

Dave steals Meyer's girl, winds up in hick-ville.

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